Weather update: Durian stinks

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

The tropical storm east of Visayas has entered the Philippine Area of Responsibility (PAR) and was named "REMING" (international name "Durian").

Location of Center (as of 10:00 a.m.): 870 kms east of Samar
Coordinates: 11.4°N, 134.0°E
Strength: Maximum sustained winds of 95 kph near the center and gustiness of up to 120 kph
Movement: west northwest at 26 kph
Forecast Positions / Outlook:
Wednesday morning: 350 kms east northeast of Samar
Thursday morning: in the vicinity of Catanduanes
Friday morning: in the vicinity of Metro Manila

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I'm going to the beach this weekend in Batangas. All Durian needs to do is to stay on its fucking path and everything will be just peachy.

UPDATE, 10PM: WOOHOO!

I obviously need to chill out.