Expired license

Well. My driver's license has been expired for 2 years now. I went back to the LTO (land transportation office) this morning. Some nice lady explained everything slowly. Apparently I have to go through the process as if applying for a license for the first time. It means the bribing fucker was right: I have to pay the fees, take the tests (both written and driving) and attend a seminar. Hmph. He's still a fucker for attempting to bribe me. But it would be so much easier if I just gave him the money. Huhuhuhu I'll need at least half a day to get all that done. Okay fine I will schedule that errand for next year.